So 250 is the going rate on threesomes, hm? I'm sure you can do better than that.

Though, last I checked it took three to make a threesome. I'm not sure where the bidder plans to find a third person for that little venture. Frankly, I've love to know.

00, Any word yet from Fred?

WARNING TO EVERYONEGai was attacked by things he couldn't identify. He's down in the Wilderness with injuries, healing well, but he won't be journaling ( Read more... )

I'd have preferred if he had hearts. At least those probably wouldn't wind up in the bedsheets and food. Or clog the drain. Or get in Tenzou's fur. Or in my eye. Instead, it's sparkles. Again ( Read more... )

This place has too many promotional ads. Green Lantern? Tron: Legacy? Big Bang Theory? [There's a pause. A joke about a big-bang would be tempting, but not 4Kids friendly. Well, that's unfortunate.] What are they? Though, the over-sized bags came in handy for all the free things ( Read more... )

Weather report from the Tree: good chance of rain. ☁

It's really (adjective) difficult (verb ending in -ing) writing by (noun) hurricane-light... Anyway, we are good on (noun) food except that we're are nearly out of (noun) porn ink. It's a good thing (noun) Santa isn't visiting, hm?

(Adjective) Mild flooding, but otherwise the (noun) cream ( Read more... )

[Bell is late as usual. I've had a busy weekend.]

Well, anyway, the kid overreacted. Sorry about that.

What does one get their boyfri-roommate- someone for his (belated) birthday? A dog, maybe?

I'm beginning to wonder if you locked us out just so you could have an excuse to go shopping some more. Now you have us picking out curtains, too. [[ooc: literally. Along with towels and other things from the Mall of America]]I think we're going to need a bigger cart ( Read more... )

[[Tags... please remind me about tags D= I think my other RP ate me whole with mod things these past few weeks. I know I owe Bastet so, Scath, if you can forgive me for how long this has taken, I'll tag that tomorrow?

And how the heck does one write drunkenness?]]

[The writing is slightly more wobbly than usual.]

There are better ways to get a ( Read more... )

[[The writing is sloppier/hastier than usual. Bold writing belongs to Youth, while regualar text belongs to Bell. They're writing on the same journal page, in Bell's journal.]]

I would think a unicorn that advertises one's virginity would be the most "Youthful" thing ever. And it's green, and sparkly...it's perfect for you, Youth. It would not ( Read more... )